Call Me Greedy

They’re actually attempting to practice mouth-to-mouth, they just keep getting distracted

That’s how I always get in and out of cars too. Fyi, it’s terribly hard on clothes

Justin Bieber in 30 years…

The reason I drink… Ok, ok! ONE of the reasons I drink :-D

So THAT’S what Rihanna meant with the song ‘I Love The Way You Lie’

They have a REALLY catchy tune that you WONT be able to get out of your head

Here he/she is again. I hafta admit I’m jealous of his/her rack, but I’m willing to bet my ass is hotter

Blue man droop?

Feast your eyes on Kurt Cobain’s daughter, Francis Bean, all grown up. Ps. Yowza

No joke, when I saw this Mighty Mouse’s theme song played in my head. “Heeeerrre I come to save the daaaay!”

Wanna lick the frosting? (I know I do)

You KNOW it’s a good party once the chicks climb in the tub together

When did Samuel L. Jackson have a sex change? ‘I’m tired of these mother fuckin’ snakes on this mother fuckin’ train!’

Congratulations on taking creepy and WTF to a whole new level

Softcore bacon porn